September 2011
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For the Record [Abortion]..
This is my third & final blog about that whole, ‘Dear, Mommy. I am your fetus,’ story. I’m going to say my final piece & then move on and start blogging about Jersey Shore, Kelly Clarkson’s new album, etc.
I think that whole “Anti Abortion” story is stupid. In the story there’s a six week old fetus talking to its mother; this is riduclous because...
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Dear Stephen, I am your cancer.
NOTE: This is yet another response to the stupid & inaccurate story titled, ‘Dear, Mommy. I am your fetus.’
Hi, Stephen. It’s me, Tommy the Tumor. Years of smoking have finally caught up with you, I’ve attached myself to your lung, like lint clings to a black sweater. Don’t get me wrong, I love you, but I have to be here and I can’t leave. Nor do I want to....
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Hi, Fetus. I am your parent.
Note: This was written in reaction to the “Mommy, I am your baby” post that is currently circulating around Tumblr & Facebook. Thought it was about time we hear from the person who is actually self-aware and not just the clump of cells residing inside of them.
Hi, Fetus..
My name is Bria and I am the person whose uterus you are currently residing in. I am 28 years old and I actually have...
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Desperate Housewives Season 8 Premiere
How amazing was Desperate Housewives last night? I’m so sad it’s the last season but I’m glad it’s ending this way. It started with Mary Alice killing herself over something she was hiding and the mystery revolving around Gabby, Lynette, Susan & Bree and it’s ending with those four women hiding something together and the mystery revolving around all of them...
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The Jersey Shore Dictionary
Back Pack - One who clings to their significant other because they have no close friends due to them being a bitch. Example: Deena refers to Sammi as a ‘Back Pack’ when she won’t stop following Ronnie around after alienting herself, Snooki & Jenni. Blast in a Glass - One who brings a significant amount of fun to the party thanks to their alcohol of choice. Example: Deena
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musicsdrugdealers asked: I thought I was the only one thinking this. I wasn't thinking of who could have who's part but I think they should keep it to 4 women. I would say Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, and Gaga
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That annoying moment when Ronnie says Snooki's...
Who the fuck is Schnooki?
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Rihanna’s new single We Found Love. Hmm.....
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The Rihanna Reign Ain't Ever Gonna Let Up..
& I guess I’m good with that.
The new “R” logo to go with album number SIX. I’m cool with it, it’s kinda too similar to the Rated R one, I’d much rather like a blue or yellow one, something that stands out like the pink one for Loud. The fact that it’s just black & white reminds me too much of the logo from Rated R. But I do like the whole...
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WatchKelly Clarkson Mr. Know It All Music Video Sneak Peek; 43 seconds of amazing.
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Guess what today is? JERSDAY!!
“Where Is My Boyfriend?” airs on Jersday, September 22nd 2011.
Judging by the preview last week it looks like it’s gonna be a Snooki centric episode again. Jionni comes to visit, and when the roomies are out at a club, Snooki’s boyfriend leaves pissed off after she dances like a slut in front of everyone. She and Jenni get in their first fight.. ever. Snooks also plays...
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I can’t take it, take it, take no more....
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The "Grenade" Caste System
The Land Mine
The Grenade
The Grenade Launcher
The Submarine
The Tank
The Atomic Bomb
The “Grenade” Caste System coined by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from MTV’s Jersey Shore starts off with The Grenade & The Land Mine; the latter being a thin ugly chick and the former being a fat ugly chick in a group of skinny, hot girls at the club. It ends with the...
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Would you face me, make me, listen to the truth...
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Did You Know..?
Did you know that Kelly Clarkson has a new single out called, Mr. Know It All?
Did you know that Kelly Clarkson just got her first #1 in South Korea?
Did you know that Kelly Clarkson will be on Ellen on September 22nd?
Did you know that Kelly Clarkson is premiering her new video for Mr. Know It All on VEVO on September 26th?
Did you know that Kelly Clarkson is releasing her highly...
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Thirty
What do you think the most shocking moment was?
OBVI
..still can’t get over this one. Poor Snooks. ♥ Although, it’s what brought the cast together & made the show a hit. Worked out for the best. Buddy must hate himself every damn day.
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Favorite acronym..?
Hilarious. Also the oh so famous “GTL” [Gym, Tan, Laundry] and “GFA” [Grenade Free America.]
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Favorite rivalry..?
The girls VS. Sammi; I always looked forward to Jenni/Sammi fights, and Snooki telling ‘the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet’ the fuck off was priceless. I love that they’re friends now, but those were some fun times.
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Favorite Vinny quote?
But the best one was, ‘..you’re more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island you ugly bitch.’ EPIC.
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30 Questions on Jerseey Shore // Question Twenty...
Two people you’d like to see hook up..
Sam’s already so jealous of Jenni, might as well give her a reason to be. Plus, I liked it more when Jwoww was knockin’ Sammi out, not buyin’ her drinks..
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Do you think Snooki smushed Mike?
100%.
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Favorite Ron & Sam moment..?
The 32nd time they broke up was my personal favorite.
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30 Questions on Jersey Shore // Question Twenty...
Which room mate are you most like?
Hate to say it but I think I’m most like Mike. I have the personality of Pauly, but Pauly is never in on the drama & Mike is always the center of it. I can’t help it, I love stirring the pot and kicking shit up. I might be a little cocky but NOTHING compared to Sitch.
